That’s Quite A Dress You Almost Have On

That's Quite A Dress You Almost Have On

‘That’s quite a dress you almost have on’ is Gene Kelly’s dig at the bossy heiress in An American in Paris – just one of the 300 crackling one-liners chosen by veteran entertainment journalist Craig Bennett Here is your chance of giving as good as you get, with immortal utterances such as ‘You’re looking great. Who’s your embalmer?’ and ‘As long as they’ve go sidewalks, you’ve got a job.’

Insult your friends, family, lovers, work colleagues and perfect strangers with witticisms penned by the great minds of Hollywood, and spoken, with élan, by our favourite stars.